TSA - A pervert's dream come true.

I wonder what questions the TSA asks their potential employees.  I suppose questions could be:

1.  Do you enjoy groping people of your own sex?

2.  Are you voyeuristic?

3.  Do you enjoy grabbing testicles and/or breasts to be sure they are not implanted with bombs?

4.  Are you addicted to pornography?

5.  Do you believe that 911 and subsequent terrorist activities were the fault of older white anglo men and women?  Or that it was Older African American men/women?

6.  Are you a child molester or a registered sex offender?

If you answer "Yes" to all of the above you are extremely qualified to work in the TSA's exam and enforcement division at airports and rail stations.

If you have problems with any of the above, you obviously are a terrorist.